The Urbаn Prophet™ 5.0

This morning when i woke up i found something on my face which was extremely horrifying. Before you even say it was my nose let me tell you of a story my ex-colleague told me a few weeks back. The topic was on old age and the signs that one was getting proceedingly older. He said that the evening before when he was curled up with his wife in bed and they were getting know each other all over again if you catch my meaning. All of a sudden, his wife burst out laughing while she was half way through his left ear. Apparently she had found what seemed to be a long black hair growing out of his ear. When my mate was telling me this I simply nodded, guffawed and carried on drinking as we were at the offices local in town and thought nothing more of it. Until now.

This morning i found a hair that wasn't there, or if it was was nicely hidden amongst the others, yesterday. It was about an inch long growing out of my left eye-brow. An inch long eye-brow hair! What the #@%&!?!?!? Well needless to say i tried pulling it out but it's a hardy bugger and hurt like a mother-f*****r when i yanked it and just wouldn't come out. It's still there now, and I'm thinking, hmm, maybe there's a plus side to this. I know what I'll do, I'll keep it and use it to scare my girlfriend with! ;-p