In order to celebrate the return of my boxes, I am going out on the piss tonite. For those of you who do not know what that sentence means, it means that i will be drinking copious ammounts of fermented grain juice mixed with hops, or in other words, BEER! Beer is an excellent drink, for what other bubbly beverage not only quenches your thirst, makes you high and also cleans out your kidneys. I will also bring two of my friends along with me as drinking obscene ammounts of beer is better done in company then alone. Women heal by talking to their friends and occasionally crying. A man heals by getting rat-arsed with his mates to the point where the alcohol kills enough brain-cells that he forgets that he ever had the problem. Another good affect beer has apart from problem solving, is that it can make you exponentially more attractive to the opposite sex with each beer consumed. I'm serious, if you don't believe me try this out. Find someone you really like at the bar, ask him/her if they think you look good and if they say no buy them a beer, and keep on doing so until they get plastered. When they're sufficiently mangled ask them again. The results are fascinating, you can go from Munggo the baboon to Brad Pitt in less then 2 hours using this method. ;-p
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