Bah, Humbug! Have A Merry X'Mas....
2:47 AM | Author: UrbanProphet


Ah yes, 'tis the time of the season for a much a jinggling of bells and fat men through chimneys. Though as live in the tropics i've always wondered what Santa's modus operandi would be here. The man must pretty good at picking locks as we do not have chimneys, which brings to mind why we have this guy as a role model for our children. The man's an obese cat-burglar, with a propensity for red FUR lined coats who has the audacity to be so judgemental with our kids. Who the hell is he to say my kids' have been naughty or nice? Furthermore, why the hell do parents line up in throngs to let there bundles of joy sit on this fat guys lap?

The mind just boggles I tell you, boggles! Bah, Humbug! What's with all this present giving as well? Are you all blind?!?!?! When i give presents i always try to think of the people i'm giving it to, I always try to match the present with the person. I try to think of their needs and what would suit them most. I assume everyone else does the same as well, so could someone please tell me why I always end up with a box socks, deodorant, a male grooming kit and a new pair of under-pants? What the Hell!!! Is that what people think of me? Bah, Humbug!!!

Well anyway, for what it's worth thank you all for reading my blog for as long as you have. It's been a wonderful year, you all take care and Merry X'mas!







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1 comments:

On December 25, 2004 12:48 AM , UrbanProphet said...

You could say i got a lot more then i expected, yes you could say that... ;-)

 
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