As I sit here smoking these crappy menthol ciggaretes (haven't been out of the house today so am smoking my cousin's stash; blech!), my girl-friend is outside mopping my living room floor.
It's not that i don't want to help, but i tend to knock things over or get severely distracted by the cat that she feels it's better that i stay in my room on the computer while she gets things done. I do help though, everytime something heavy needs to be moved or lifted, or there's something excessively disgusting that needs to be cleared up; Yo, I'm the daddy...
It's not that I'm a dirty person, it's just that I'm messy and forgetful. There is a difference, a messy person will forget to take the trash out until flies invade his kitchen, then he'll take it out. A dirty person would just not take out his trash and expect the flies to help digest it down until it dissappears. Whatever it is, to paraphrase a friend; if you have flies it means one thing, you are disgusting.
Anyway, to give myself some credit. The house does not have flies, mice have not taken up residence in my store-room, things are not growing out of my toilet and i can still see the surface of most of my tables/desks/chairs. Eitherways, I love my sweetheart very much for all that she's doing (whispers: she's looking over my shoulder right now!)....
It's not that i don't want to help, but i tend to knock things over or get severely distracted by the cat that she feels it's better that i stay in my room on the computer while she gets things done. I do help though, everytime something heavy needs to be moved or lifted, or there's something excessively disgusting that needs to be cleared up; Yo, I'm the daddy...
It's not that I'm a dirty person, it's just that I'm messy and forgetful. There is a difference, a messy person will forget to take the trash out until flies invade his kitchen, then he'll take it out. A dirty person would just not take out his trash and expect the flies to help digest it down until it dissappears. Whatever it is, to paraphrase a friend; if you have flies it means one thing, you are disgusting.
Anyway, to give myself some credit. The house does not have flies, mice have not taken up residence in my store-room, things are not growing out of my toilet and i can still see the surface of most of my tables/desks/chairs. Eitherways, I love my sweetheart very much for all that she's doing (whispers: she's looking over my shoulder right now!)....
2 comments:
"It's not that i don't want to help, but i tend to knock things over or get severely distracted by the cat that she feels it's better that i stay in my room on the computer while she gets things done."
sssure or not? i hardly remember mister messy ever offering a hand! ;p
Cat = Thanks, it's nice to feel wanted!
Catwoman= Heh-heh, what can i say? ;-p