The Urbаn Prophet™ 5.0

Eek!

They've found a bunch of chickens in Selangor, 40 in all, infected with with H5N1 virus. They culled them all of course but still... What makes matters worse is that the chickens were found in my home state of Selangor, almost right outside my door. Scary stuff, 'specially after watching the repeat of Oprah the other day. What makes matters worse is I ate chicken for dinner today! Ah well, I also ate beef in the UK during the height of the BSE scare AND the Foot & Mouth debacle so chances are I'm gonna catch the flu soon, start slobbering at the mouth while limping and have my IQ drop to minus 100.

Empty cages are left outside a residence at Danau Kota in Kuala Lumpur February 21, 2006 after the birds have been culled last night. Malaysia on Monday reported its first case of H5N1 bird flu since November 2004, with the death of 40 chickens in central Selangor state last week.
REUTERS/BAZUKI MUHAMMAD