I've noticed the past few days I've been postting humorous stuff on my blogs. Well, I suppose it's because this past week I've been more or less in high spirits. A lot of interesting things have evolved since last tuesday and well, I suppose I should make the best of it. When your up you should try to stay up, or at least for as long as possible. The hotel project, the gym, everything has resolved for the better. Of course, I still haven't won the bid for the franchise but at least now i know i will be capable of investing into something at least. Anyway, not to stop a good thing, here are some particularly funny nursery rhymes I've discovered along the way...
Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her Thighs
Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front
...but she didn't wear that one very often
Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two chunks of bread.
Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got in there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Said 'F*ck him, He's only an egg.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon
Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
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