Pic 1.2 The International Anti-Cat Fart Symbol. Post it on your web-sites to show support.
I am tired of hearing wishy-washy bullshit from the people i have to deal with day in and day out. My job is sales oriented so i here all kinds of limp excuses from people worried they'd be found out. Seriously, why be worried, be PROUD of your bullshit! How will anyone else believe you, if you don't seem to believe yourself? What you will be doing if you carry on like this, (and take it from me I'm a Hard-Core Bullshitter, I bullshit with the best!) will be releasing little cat farts instead of nice big MANLY bullshit! Why cat farts? Because because your words will have the same impact as one, namely, NOTHING! So come one, come all and support my call for today as "No Cat Fart Day".....
"If it aint true bullshit, then what you've got there is a cat fart!"
1 comments:
You are a hardcore bullshitter!