I came across an article today whilst surfing the 'net which information that I'm sure everyman out there would just love to get there hands on. Scientist has discovered a new substance guarenteed to turn women on and I kid you not gentlemen, it does work! A test group 90 women were used and 45 were given pads coated with the substance whilst the other group, or control group, received placebo pads. What they then had to do was snif the cotton pads several times a day for a period of two months. The test group reported a 24% Increase in Sexual Desire and a 17% Increase in Sexual Fantasies. The control group reported no affects what so ever.
Yes gentlemen, a true to the core scent that is a scientifically proven to be a an aphrodisiac. Yes men, there is still hope for you boys yet! But wait a minute... Things are never that easy you know... Nothing is ever perfect and god usually has a sick sense of humour... Well you see the main problem with this wonder scent is that you can't actually buy it at the shops and though it's widely available, in normal cases if you could get your hands on it you won't be needing it anyway... and even if you did you wouldn't want to go smearing it all over yourself (well, the majority of you guys at least), trust me. This wonder scent just happens to be human breast milk! Yes lactating women turn other women on apparently. Don't take my word for it, just check the article out here.
Yes gentlemen, a true to the core scent that is a scientifically proven to be a an aphrodisiac. Yes men, there is still hope for you boys yet! But wait a minute... Things are never that easy you know... Nothing is ever perfect and god usually has a sick sense of humour... Well you see the main problem with this wonder scent is that you can't actually buy it at the shops and though it's widely available, in normal cases if you could get your hands on it you won't be needing it anyway... and even if you did you wouldn't want to go smearing it all over yourself (well, the majority of you guys at least), trust me. This wonder scent just happens to be human breast milk! Yes lactating women turn other women on apparently. Don't take my word for it, just check the article out here.
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