Hi there little kid, how you doin' tiger? Aw, your mommy brought you to the office and left you all alone? Oh she asked that clerk to look after you is it? Since he's not here right now, you thought it would be great fun to throw my files all over the floor didn't you? You’re looking like you’re having a lot of fun with those paper clips you made into a necklace, oh you got them from drawer, so that's where they all went you little ole devil you! Why yes that picture of a dragon really look’s fitting on my table, it looks so real and alive. White liquid paper on wood really makes for a good dragon. It’s my fault anyway for leaving my desk unattended during lunch time; it was so irresponsible of me. Here, tell you what, take this dollar and go buy yourself and your mom an ice cream, hell here take my wallet if that’ll keep you quite while I try to write that report I need to submit in an hour. It does seem like so much fun running around in the office with a paper bag over your head screaming at the top of your lungs. Oh to be young again... So why don't you take all my money, go outside, find another little friend and go play HIDE-AND-GO-FUCK YOURSELF!
*I actually like little kids, you only have to look at the state of my desk to understand my animosity…. Hey at least I’m just writing a blog rather than giving the kid a good kick in the behind right? ;-p
*I actually like little kids, you only have to look at the state of my desk to understand my animosity…. Hey at least I’m just writing a blog rather than giving the kid a good kick in the behind right? ;-p
2 comments:
so that's what karma sounds like ;Þ
tu lah pasal... who asked you to be such a rascal when u yourself were a kid? now it's come back to haunt you ;Þ ;Þ ;Þ
*heh-heh-heh-heh* (evilly)