The Twilight Zone....
6:30 AM | Author: UrbanProphet
As I sit here sipping my tea, I realise I have barely 2 1/2 hrs before my interview. In any other part of the world, particularly the bits that are rather flat and have not that many buildings, 2 1/2 hrs is more then enough time to make what should be a 20 minute journey. However, temporal space in large cities tend to be rather warped and disfigured, where leaving five minutes after doesn't necessarily mean it'll take you 5 minutes more. It might mean you'll reach there 3minutes early or 1 hr late depending on the time of day.

I have a theory about this.

I think this is due to all the large buildings a city has, the combine mass of the aforesaid buildings warp time and space itself and much like a star can bend light, these buildings bend time. So when you leave at different intervals, you enter something like a wormhole where time has no meaning and the universe randomly spits you out at various points in time that never coincides with the time your supposed to get there. So today, I decided to cheat the universe. Yes, I've woken up 3 hrs prior to when i gotta get to my interview so that after I leave the universe will have to spit me out sometime prior to my interview. Yes, how clever am I! Now I just need to rub my lucky rabbits foot and find my medallions to ward off the evil attentions of the ancient and evil spirits of HR. Wish me Luck!
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