Good Morning True-Believers!
Man, 1 month i neglect my blog and so much has happened.
Well to give you the shopping list run-down so far in the past month I have:
1. Been made redundant: Yes those crappy people from my crappy job closed up my project and sent me packing.... Oh woe, how sad i am ....
2. Been Employed: As if to complete the overall theme of my life, weirdo's from Mars have asked me to work for them... Since I am free and these Martians pay good money, i decided to do a 2 month project with them marketing their workshop. These people apparently have a patented method to brainwash small children,adults and old people alike to make them happier more productive members of society...... O...K... Well, I'll delve more deeply into that in my next update.
3. Started writing my book... again...
4. Had my Car Broken into: This is what happens when "oh i'll only be a minute." Really fuck's you over. Interesting story though i had two lap-tops in the back of my car, one was mine, the other my boss's. Back window gets smashed, asshole grabs lap-top and gym bag and gets away scot free... The best bit was that it wasn't my lap-top that got nicked, it was my boss's. The result of this experiment shows two things:
a. Out of the two, I'm the luckier one compared to my boss.
b. At times, I can be a real idiot.
5. Frogs fell from the sky: Well not really but i thought if something like this was to ever happen i'd like to report it in my blog. Consider this a pre-emptive report.
Well, I gotta go to work... As it is i'm pretty late already, but the martians don't mind... But seeing that i just lost their lap-top with their battle plans for a complete Earth Invasion, i just may not have to worry about being late tomorrow if you know what i mean... We'll see how thisngs go, so until then... Live long and Prosper and Nano-nano....
Man, 1 month i neglect my blog and so much has happened.
Well to give you the shopping list run-down so far in the past month I have:
1. Been made redundant: Yes those crappy people from my crappy job closed up my project and sent me packing.... Oh woe, how sad i am ....
2. Been Employed: As if to complete the overall theme of my life, weirdo's from Mars have asked me to work for them... Since I am free and these Martians pay good money, i decided to do a 2 month project with them marketing their workshop. These people apparently have a patented method to brainwash small children,adults and old people alike to make them happier more productive members of society...... O...K... Well, I'll delve more deeply into that in my next update.
3. Started writing my book... again...
4. Had my Car Broken into: This is what happens when "oh i'll only be a minute." Really fuck's you over. Interesting story though i had two lap-tops in the back of my car, one was mine, the other my boss's. Back window gets smashed, asshole grabs lap-top and gym bag and gets away scot free... The best bit was that it wasn't my lap-top that got nicked, it was my boss's. The result of this experiment shows two things:
a. Out of the two, I'm the luckier one compared to my boss.
b. At times, I can be a real idiot.
5. Frogs fell from the sky: Well not really but i thought if something like this was to ever happen i'd like to report it in my blog. Consider this a pre-emptive report.
Well, I gotta go to work... As it is i'm pretty late already, but the martians don't mind... But seeing that i just lost their lap-top with their battle plans for a complete Earth Invasion, i just may not have to worry about being late tomorrow if you know what i mean... We'll see how thisngs go, so until then... Live long and Prosper and Nano-nano....
2 comments:
Welcome back Prophet! AAAAA!!! Puny Earth Slugs!!!
Thank you, thank you... Ahhh... My adoring public! lol!